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1423Y00F09citylight14Y00C1NUncle Jacks Sack
3234Y00F05basic32Y00C3Y10C3Y10C4Y11C5NUncle Jack/Panda
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0806Y00C2NIn the Zoo many people send me letters. Here's just one example:
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0919Y00F05prime09Y00C1NDear Jacks Sack,
0819Y00F05prime08Y00C3NI am an 8 year old boy with a normal family life (apart from the old man).
0801NMy only problem is that on my way home from primary school each day Mr Henry
0801Nthe ice cream man forces a cadburies flake up my back hole and twists it
0801Naround until it melts.
0806Y00C1NLove confused 'Child'
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0919Y00F05prime09Y00C1NDear Jacks Sack
0819Y00F05prime08Y00C3NI am a 9 year old child who regualy enjoys anal pleasure from a number of
0801Nmen, including Mr Henry and Chekov the butcher. Anyway, my problem is how
0801Nwould you go about getting a pound of good quality pork sausage out of your
0801Nrectum? Please help because mums starting to ask where the sausages I was
0801Nsupposed to buy for our family tea are.
0806Y00C1NLove Painful.
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0914Y00F05prime09NDear Jacks Sack
0819Y00F05prime08Y00C3NI am still 9 but your sausage removal technique has only lodged them deeper
0801Nand now there is half a chicken breast in the way...
0806Y00C1NLove painful.
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0914Y00F05prime09NDear Jacks Sack
0819Y00F05prime08Y00C3NMy anus has gone sceptic.
0806Y00C1NLove rancid.
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